(Source: leilockheart)
(Source: seventy-three, via catxxxxcat)
(Source: College Humor, via minitalon)
Calculate the worth of your girlfriend!
Taller than 160 cm, for every 1cm +100
Shorter than 160 cm, for every 1 cm -100
Long hair +150
Can dance +100
Can sing +100
Weights over 110 Jin, for every 10 Jin -100
Weights under 100 Jin, for every 10 Jin -100
Near sighted, if more than 300 degrees, for each 100 degrees over –100
If had relationship before, for each time being dumped –100, each time dumped other +100
Never had a boyfriend before +100
Older than 23, for each year -100
Has medical history, for each one -100
Doesn’t know how to play Majiang +100
Doesn’t know how to drink +100
Heavy drinker -200
Smoker-200
Has pet(s) +100… Like pets +50
Can cook +300
Gentle and lovely +100
Childish and Stubborn -200
Always tells you she misses you +100
Likes to bring you to her classmate get-togethers +100
Knows how to care for you… don’t let you smoke and drink +100
Does not disturb your personal life +100
Always bugs you to go shopping -100
Puts up makeup the way you like it +100
Doesn’t know how to do laundry -200
Fights with you everyday -200
No matter whose fault it is, always contact you first after a fight +100
You talk her into asleep every night +100
Well-behaved +100… only well-behaved to you… and not good to other people +200
Will cry for you +100
Always makes you cry -100
Independent; does not always want you to buy things for her +200
Not being difficult in front of your friends +100
Knows how to put on make up +100
Does laundry for you +100
Mature +100
Does not like to laugh when being with you -200
Wants you to ditch school (work) to be with her -200
Fails exams, for each -100
Gives you things made by her +100
Always says you are ugly -200
Never took sticker pictures –200
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1500 – 2500: normal
2500 – 3500: excellent
Over 3500: Your life is set… hurry up and marry her… before it’s too late.
Definitely not gay.
- Failliam: girls add me on league all da time when im being spectated and
- Failliam: they go like
- Failliam: OMG
- Failliam: UR SO HOT THEY WAY U PLAY AP MIDDLE
- Failliam: and im liek
- Failliam: TOTALLY
- Failliam: and btw i am not gay
(Source: lovequotesrus)
Words cannot describe how utterly shitty I feel
I just want it all to end…
(Source: leilockheart)
